Friends, imagine a scenario, suppose all the chors/thieves in their parliament are forced to draft a bill which will punish them for stealing. Hummm...interesting situation...isn't it?
I am sure all the chors will start protesting, shouting and kicking around first hearing the news. After lot of intervention and deliberations internally they may come to the conclusion that they cannot escape and will have to surrender to the growing public demand. Unwillingly, all the chors of the parliament house will elect 5 members committee to draft the Chorpal bill ...afterward it will be presented to the standing committee to pass the same in the parliament.
Following are the possible highlights of Chorpal Bill:
> Chorpal will not be answerable to either any chor, police or any other institutions other than the Chorpal
> There will be different categories for chors (expertise, skills, overall experience, coverage area etc.)
> Chori above 5 Lac rupees will not cover under the new law
> Bank robbery, ATM loot, house breaking are excluded in the law
> The income tax chori of more than 5 lac will be entitled for tax relief for another 2 years
> All the major theft through falls tendering, inflated vouchers/bills, licensing and other fund forgeries are exempted in the new law
> There will be special Chor court to hear the cases pertaining to the Chorpal. There will be a strict vigilance of the proceeding of the cases, as per the new draft no case can be closed within minimum 15 years
> Chorpal will give special recognition and privileges to chors who have parked their money in foreign banks
> The law will exempt chors with theft less than 10 lac rupees only if he/she has family history of chors
> All the existing privileges applies to ST, SC and OBS quota will also apply to chors and will be given their due benefits according to their respective castes
> Family members of the chor parliament will also be exempted from the law
> Chorpal may in the special cases reserves the authority to exempt cases against chors with exemplary display of bravery and sheer grit while executing the chori
In the interest of keeping a democratic environment of chori and promoting sense of pride and security among the respected chors, the chorpal drafting committee is asking for suggestion to further safeguard the interest of chors.
Jai Chorpal
Looking forward to a Strong Chorpal
I am sure all the chors will start protesting, shouting and kicking around first hearing the news. After lot of intervention and deliberations internally they may come to the conclusion that they cannot escape and will have to surrender to the growing public demand. Unwillingly, all the chors of the parliament house will elect 5 members committee to draft the Chorpal bill ...afterward it will be presented to the standing committee to pass the same in the parliament.
Following are the possible highlights of Chorpal Bill:
> Chorpal will not be answerable to either any chor, police or any other institutions other than the Chorpal
> There will be different categories for chors (expertise, skills, overall experience, coverage area etc.)
> Chori above 5 Lac rupees will not cover under the new law
> Bank robbery, ATM loot, house breaking are excluded in the law
> The income tax chori of more than 5 lac will be entitled for tax relief for another 2 years
> All the major theft through falls tendering, inflated vouchers/bills, licensing and other fund forgeries are exempted in the new law
> There will be special Chor court to hear the cases pertaining to the Chorpal. There will be a strict vigilance of the proceeding of the cases, as per the new draft no case can be closed within minimum 15 years
> Chorpal will give special recognition and privileges to chors who have parked their money in foreign banks
> The law will exempt chors with theft less than 10 lac rupees only if he/she has family history of chors
> All the existing privileges applies to ST, SC and OBS quota will also apply to chors and will be given their due benefits according to their respective castes
> Family members of the chor parliament will also be exempted from the law
> Chorpal may in the special cases reserves the authority to exempt cases against chors with exemplary display of bravery and sheer grit while executing the chori
In the interest of keeping a democratic environment of chori and promoting sense of pride and security among the respected chors, the chorpal drafting committee is asking for suggestion to further safeguard the interest of chors.
Jai Chorpal
Looking forward to a Strong Chorpal
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