Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Team India looked so helpless

It is said wisely by someone that "It is easier to reach at the top, what is tough is to remain there." And Indian Cricket Team testified the statement by giving up so easily (4-0) against English team. I text to my facebook wall immediately after the match, "Indian team's expected 4-0 defeat against England, i call it blackwash as whitewash is too sophisticated a word to waste on this kind of performance".

My above outburst is a mix of sheer frustration, anger and depression, over the abysmal performance which could not have been any worse. In my opinion, no statistics or post series analysis can bring out the real cause of this debacle.

We, the Indians, not so long ago were over the moon when the same team brought World Cup to us. What a day it was! Many who had witnessed the most spectacular world cup victory, ever, in 1983 at Lord's, were almost lost all their hopes to see that happening again. It happened, history repeated itself. We danced like maniacs, all night and all day. It was a strange feeling, cannot be comprehended in words. To the generation, who have only seen video footage and heard the heroic stories of the team who fought like winners, the moment when MSD lifted the adored trophy, left them mesmerized for years to come.

In the same contrast, the current defeat is too harsh and too soon. What happened suddenly? The people of this country was jolted and awaken by the English storm and the glory is written-off in a flash, mercilessly.

Who should be blamed ... the great batting line-up on paper, school like bowling on bowler friendly pitches and conditions, injuries, too much cricket, wrong selection, IPL, BCCI ??? The list is endless and patience is challenged. 

In my opinion, team either took the tour not seriously or they lack the skill set to adapt (both technically & physically) to the conditions. Whatever the case may be, we had a chance to reaffirm our position in the world cricket, in all forms of the game. The fact is, commercialization of the sport is causing serious threat to the pure form of the game called 'Test'. This format surfaces the fragility of both the team and the individual players. The real dominance on this game cannot be established till a team rule over this format with resolute and long term focus.

As life is about moving on, team India must also. We must give them a chance. They have done some gross errors on the field and they must look into it and correct it. We have slipped on to third position in ICC Test ranking after the series loss, still many test matches are scheduled this and coming year. We can make it back to the top, provided we show the 'focus and 'will'. BCCI should also look into the matter more holistically and at micro level. Players fitness should not be compromised and all should get enough room to relax their muscles.

The Test series in England have dissected our fall back strength and our dependence on the charisma of few greats. So the most important task of the team management will be on priority to cement the bench strength, aiming the long term goals. There is a necessity like never before, to relook at the talent hunt, from the nook & corners of this vast nation. When Najafgarh and Ranchi can give Sahwag and Dhoni, respectively, then i am sure that we do need to seriously take note of this fact.

Let's hope we do better in the upcoming one day series in England.



Thursday, August 18, 2011

'Chorpal' that's what i call the govt version of Lokpal bill

Friends, imagine a scenario, suppose all the chors/thieves in their parliament are forced to draft a bill which will punish them for stealing. Hummm...interesting situation...isn't it?

I am sure all the chors will start protesting, shouting and kicking around first hearing the news. After lot of intervention and deliberations internally they may come to the conclusion that they cannot escape and will have to surrender to the growing public demand. Unwillingly, all the chors of the parliament house will  elect 5 members committee to draft the Chorpal bill ...afterward it will be presented to the standing committee to pass the same in the parliament.

Following are the possible highlights of Chorpal Bill:

> Chorpal will not be answerable to either any chor, police or any other institutions other than the Chorpal


> There will be different categories for chors (expertise, skills, overall experience, coverage area etc.)


> Chori above 5 Lac rupees will not cover under the new law


> Bank robbery, ATM loot, house breaking  are excluded in the law


> The income tax chori of more than 5 lac will be entitled for tax relief for another 2 years


> All the major theft through falls tendering, inflated vouchers/bills, licensing and other fund forgeries are exempted in the new law


> There will be special Chor court to hear the cases pertaining to the Chorpal. There will be a strict vigilance of the proceeding of the cases, as per the new draft no case can be closed within minimum 15 years 


> Chorpal will give special recognition and privileges to chors who have parked their money in foreign banks


> The law will exempt chors with theft less than 10 lac rupees only if he/she has family history of chors 


> All the existing privileges applies to ST, SC and OBS quota will also apply to chors and will be given their due benefits according to their respective castes


> Family members of the chor parliament will also be exempted from the law


> Chorpal may in the special cases reserves the authority to exempt cases against chors with exemplary display of bravery and sheer grit while executing the chori

In the interest of keeping a democratic environment of chori and promoting sense of pride and security among the respected chors, the chorpal drafting committee is asking for suggestion to further safeguard the interest of chors.

Jai Chorpal
Looking forward to a Strong Chorpal

No excuses for the a looooonnngggg pause!!!

Yes friends, i do no wish to put across any justification or apologies for not updating my blog for past so many months. In fact it may be of no use. I'm sure i do lack the consistency which is very much required for any writer (i'm sorry if it is too early to call myself one), putting down his thoughts on paper or electronically.

I do not want to wish or promise either that i will be consistent from now onwards, i know i may fail again. I can genuinely try to be little more frequent as it is for my own good.

Seeking all of your support.

Regards,